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Posted 24/01/2008 14:44:25


SENSEI?

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Old friends will know that I can't live without jokes.  What about putting some here?

My name is Don and I'm a bonsaiholic.
My imaginary friend Givitago takes over when I'm not sure of myself in print. He's not a complete fool - several bits are missing.

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Post #296
Posted 24/01/2008 14:51:24


SENSEI?

SENSEI?SENSEI?SENSEI?SENSEI?SENSEI?SENSEI?SENSEI?SENSEI?

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I say, I say, I say.

What do you say?

The wind just blew my hat off and your dog ate it.

So what?

Well,  what are you going to do about it?

I'm not going to do anything about it.

Oh?  I must interject. I don't like your attitude.

I thought you said it was your 'at 'e chewed.

 

BOOM BOOM!

My name is Don and I'm a bonsaiholic.
My imaginary friend Givitago takes over when I'm not sure of myself in print. He's not a complete fool - several bits are missing.

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Post #297
Posted 24/01/2008 16:37:36


Genius

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Keep 'em coming Don

Kath
UK - Zone 8

"People will forget what you said,
 People will forget what you did,
 But people will never forget
 How you made them feel."



Post #300
Posted 31/01/2008 21:55:19


SENSEI?

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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Jun3OWuzRFc

You've got to smile at grannys

My name is Don and I'm a bonsaiholic.
My imaginary friend Givitago takes over when I'm not sure of myself in print. He's not a complete fool - several bits are missing.

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Post #452
Posted 31/01/2008 22:02:29
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Now thats what I call road rage!

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Post #453
Posted 31/01/2008 22:26:30


SENSEI?

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I enjoy a good snog as much as anybody.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=b9akrcVNGUk

My name is Don and I'm a bonsaiholic.
My imaginary friend Givitago takes over when I'm not sure of myself in print. He's not a complete fool - several bits are missing.

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Post #454
Posted 01/02/2008 08:13:58


Genius

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Oh my goodness. No thought of zoonosis!

...Location: Trowbridge, Wiltshire...
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Post #455
Posted 01/02/2008 08:52:41


Genius

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Brilliant

Kath
UK - Zone 8

"People will forget what you said,
 People will forget what you did,
 But people will never forget
 How you made them feel."



Post #456
Posted 01/02/2008 12:05:56


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two smashing links!!

Best regards

Keith

Leeds UK

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"We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are."
 -- Anais Nin

"valde bonsai ex ferreus opus" (see I can do latin as well!)

The Human mind is like a Parachute, They both need to be open to work!

 

Post #457
Posted 02/02/2008 09:08:09


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Hi

Here is one for you, old but then the old ones are best


Q: Why did God create the man before he created the woman?


A1: The answer that men give:

To give him the chance to enjoy Heaven on Earth for a few moments.


A2: The answer that women give:

 Everyone makes a draft first!


 

Best regards

Keith

Leeds UK

-----------------------------------------------------

"We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are."
 -- Anais Nin

"valde bonsai ex ferreus opus" (see I can do latin as well!)

The Human mind is like a Parachute, They both need to be open to work!

 

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