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Genius
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Thanks Penny, I'm sitting here giggling
Kath
UK - Zone 8
"Patience is a virtue"
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Genius
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You'll have gathered from my Emails that I couldn't possibly put all of mine on here.  We'll just be selective eh?
My name is Don and I'm a bonsaiholic. Now, where are those tablets?
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Genius
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A man owned a small farm in East Yorkshire. The local minimum wage watchdog claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent. "Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him £100 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her £75 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about £5 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of something every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally." "That's the chap I want to talk to --- the half-wit," says the agent.
"That would be me," replied the farmer. | |
My name is Don and I'm a bonsaiholic. Now, where are those tablets?
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Genius
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Genius
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First Class Blonde
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to economy since she did not have a first class ticket.
The blonde replied "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York and I'm not moving."
Not wanting to argue with a customer the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her.
He went to talk with the woman asking her to please move out of the first class section.
Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York and I'm not moving."
The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what should he do.
The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this."
He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section mumbling to herself, "Why didn't anyone just say so?"
Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat.
He said, "I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York."
...Location: Trowbridge, Wiltshire...
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