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Genius
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SENSEI?
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| I've cracked it. I discovered how to make rain. Spray the weeds with herbicide - it never fails.
My name is Don and I'm a bonsaiholic.
My imaginary friend Givitago takes over when I'm not sure of myself in print. He's not a complete fool - several bits are missing.
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Genius
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Genius
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Kath
UK - Zone 8
"People will forget what you said,
People will forget what you did,
But people will never forget
How you made them feel."
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SENSEI?
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DOG BITES
A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?"
"No."
A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg.
"I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly.
"That's not my dog."
My name is Don and I'm a bonsaiholic.
My imaginary friend Givitago takes over when I'm not sure of myself in print. He's not a complete fool - several bits are missing.
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Genius
Group: Forum Members
Last Login: 25/05/2011 10:11:13
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Genius
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Kath
UK - Zone 8
"People will forget what you said,
People will forget what you did,
But people will never forget
How you made them feel."
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SENSEI?
Group: Administrators
Last Login: Today @ 12:33:33
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"I say I say I say!"
"What do you say?"
"The wind just blew my hat off and your dog has eaten it."
"So?, The wind blew your hat off etc. what's that to me?"
"Well, what are you going to do about it?"
"I'm not going to do anything about it."
"I must say that I don't like your attitude."
"I thought that you said it was your 'at 'e chewed."
My name is Don and I'm a bonsaiholic.
My imaginary friend Givitago takes over when I'm not sure of myself in print. He's not a complete fool - several bits are missing.
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Genius
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Last Login: 25/05/2011 10:11:13
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Genius
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where do U find them Don? 
Kath
UK - Zone 8
"People will forget what you said,
People will forget what you did,
But people will never forget
How you made them feel."
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