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Oh Keith, Here's one to follow that  Read before scrolling down ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are female jokes. And there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I offer it to you in the hope that women will love it then pass it on and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it. A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00 only , on one condition..." Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20.00 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said....
"Clean my house."
Kath
UK - Zone 8
"Patience is a virtue"
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Genius
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Very funny, Keith!
And, so is your's, Kath! Having been a cleaner for the last few years of my working life, I thought it excellent!
Hee, hee, hee. 
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A little out of season, but fun.
Children's Christmas Carols
A teacher in Atlanta asked her students to write the words to their favourite Christmas Carols. Anyway here are some of the humorous lines she received:
Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly
We three kings of porridge and tar
On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me
Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.
He's makin a list, chicken and rice.
Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel.
With the jelly toast proclaim
Olive, the other reindeer. (All of the other reindeer)
Penny
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| This will give the lowdown on yorkshire pride. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Y74BAJ_gwMQ
Enjoy or I'll send the rhubarb bashers round.
My name is Don and I'm a bonsaiholic. If at first you don't succeed, try again with something easier.
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Genius
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Very funny, Stymie. Mushy peas with everything! The outside lavvy is just like the one my gran and grandad had in Hull - not on a plane, of course!
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Yeah Penny. The open sewerage system reminded me of some lighthouse ameneties which I have seen.
My name is Don and I'm a bonsaiholic. If at first you don't succeed, try again with something easier.
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Genius
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Just the thing for a lighthouse!
I've forwarded the link to an English on-line friends in British Columbia, from Nottingham, originally. They'll enjoy it.
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