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Posted 2/19/2008 8:15:40 AM


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Hi

her's one to make you smile!

THE CRAZY OLD SEA CAPTAIN

There was this crazy old sea captain who retired from the sea; he 
bought a little white house on top of a hill overlooking a small 
seaside village and lived there all alone. He converted the windows 
to portholes and the stairways to ladders, scraped the rust off 
everything and had it
ship-shape in every way. Out in the yard he mounted a small cannon, 
which he fired off to sea every day at precisely noon. He associated 
with nobody except the lad who brought him groceries and other things 
from the village, and even then he mostly hauled the basket up to his 
window with a rope and pulley. He had a peg leg, of course, but 
didn't make much of it, since he wore good long canvas pants at all 
times.

He spent much of his time with his glass, looking out towards the 
horizon for passing ships, and sometimes studying the village, too. 
He got to know all the streets and shops, and even many of the people 
as they passed in and out: those who bought pork chops and those who 
bought lamb, and what kind of hats and gloves they bought and where. 
One shop in particular was important to him, the shop of the 
watchmaker, who sold clocks and repaired them, and had a large clock 
hanging outside (a real one, showing the time, hanging from two heavy 
chains) as his sign. It was by this clock that the sea-captain set 
his own watch, for in the days of which I tell, radio and television 
had not yet been invented.

So that while the villagers did not know the sea captain, he knew 
them, and one day he decided to go down and have a closer look. He 
went to the butcher, the shoemaker, the baker and the dry-goods 
store. Nobody knew him and he didn't tell. When he went to the 
watchmaker's he spent some time looking at the displays and asking 
some technical questions about the tools and such. Then he asked how 
the watchmaker set the time on his clocks, and the man said, "Well, 
there's this crazy old sea captain who lives up on that hill there, 
and every day exactly at noon he fires off this cannon. . . . . . . . 





Best regards

Keith

Leeds UK

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The Human mind is like a Parachute, They both need to be open to work!

 

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Posted 2/19/2008 1:14:37 PM


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Brilliant Keith, I'll show this to my hubby 'A RETIRED SEA CAPTAIN'

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Posted 2/21/2008 6:05:32 PM


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It has been said before but remember this:

One man's fish is another man's poisson!

My name is Don and I'm a bonsaiholic.

Now, where are those tablets?

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Posted 2/21/2008 6:16:18 PM
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That pun is a bit fishy!

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Posted 2/21/2008 8:09:41 PM


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Jesus and OfSTED

Then Jesus took his disciples up the mountain and gathered them around him. He taught them saying:

"Blessed are the poor in spirit for theirs is the kingdom of God.
Blessed are the meek.
Blessed are they that mourn.
Blessed are the merciful.
Blessed are they that thirst for justice.
Blessed are you when you are persecuted.
Blessed are you when you when you suffer.
Be glad and rejoice for your reward is great in heaven."

And James said "are we supposed to know this ?"
And Simon Peter said "will we have a test on this ?"
And Phillip said "I don't have any paper."
And Bartholomew said "do we have to spell correctly ?"
And Mark said "do we have to hand this in ?"
And John said "the other disciples didn't have to learn this."
And Matthew said "may I go to the toilet ?"

Then one of the Pharisees who was present asked to see
Jesus' lesson plan and inquired of Jesus:

"Where are your learning and assessment objectives ?
What range of teaching strategies did you draw from ?
Did you provide a differentiated provision ?
Can I see a cross section of pupils work ?

And Jesus wept.



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Posted 2/21/2008 10:07:16 PM


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Penny, that's wonderful - and Keith, so was the old sea captain.

I read this gem of knowledge the other day:

"Teach a man to fish, and he can eat for a day. Teach him to use the internet and he'll leave you alone for weeks."

SJ



Surrey John says "keep pruning".
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Posted 2/22/2008 11:14:29 AM


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I thought it would appeal to anyone involved in teaching.

I like that, John!


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Posted 2/22/2008 6:51:09 PM


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